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- Um... - I don't know how to make an "um."
A
I'm suit-sitting for someone.
- That'll be $6.75. - Here's a 50, keep the change.
You're doing the right thing.
That lady cop who's kind of cute
He was just so special, you know?
OLDER TED: Your mother's rendition ofMemories
Yeah, but it's not like you're in my class.
I promise you
Let's try this again. She's completely overreacting, right?
- Hey. - Hey, how was your date with Cindy?
- Ted! - Ted!
Who, the guy kissing a jar full of dead suit ashes? That guy?
And why is it almost entirely dudes?
I thought you were a complete idiot.
a stay-at-home mom... That's a job, too, guys.
Oh, the sidewalk's going to smell like pee-pee now.
"does not play bass," because this is clearly your roommate's.
Actually, that is kind of hot.
What if Cindy is the woman I'm supposed to marry,
See, that's just annoying.
MALE VOICE: Suit up.
Oh, really?
What would you pick? One million chicks
OLDER TED: Oops.