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Yeah, well, 300 gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden.
You kids, fuck, don't fuck around with your fucking mom!
Go have sex with yourself, asshole! I'm not that stupid!
Shut up, Cartman!
got caught in a "matrix-anx" time plane?
is go with baby green in the living room
Sure, uh, uh...
Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success.
Motivationcorp takes care of everything.
# But in the end, we know we're good for each other #
And that show is so stupid.
After that, I'll bail.
Me and my girlfriend took it,
There... see? I touched marijuana.
How many parents have you exacted revenge upon?
Wow, that's pretty cool.
from the beginning.
but they don't. They just don't, son!
Uh, hi, is this the Parental Revenge Center
# My future self n' me #
Yeah!
I don't think we're supposed to go in there, Stan.
The "T" stands for "Terrific".
I don't believe that he's my future self.
Oh dude, I should've never touched that marijuana.
Here it is... Motivationcorp.
Yes, well, I've done my job, haven't I?
ever since my future self moved in. I hate him.
Just forget it, Cartman, you don't know what you're doing!
Wait, Stan becomes this douche bag?
Hey, that's neat-o, huh, Stan?
Uh, look, it was fake in the future too!
and lies are never the right way to get your message across.
But I have to know for sure.
We just don't know how to talk to our son about drugs.
Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials
- # Sometimes we disagree # - Quit it.
And the commercial where two kids have pot
and never try that first marijuana cigarette, huh?
that you aren't good at anything.
you don't wanna go through life without one of your hands.
and we stayed up all night having s-s-sex.
No, that's too extreme!
Nobody wants to touch it.
Right, that's mother's intuition. You can't argue with that.
Ohh...
Oh, I don't know.
and every detail of your house.
We thought the ends justified the means,
We'll cut them up into little pieces and feed them to a dog.
Oh whoa, man, it's you!
The man claimed to be from the future