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Says "Do Not Open."
I wish you to bring back all 37 of my dead wives.
I always imagined my wife with blonde hair.
Well, that is fascinating.
little more, um, hint of red.
ends up being, but...
♪ All of that bublitchki ♪
-GUILLERMO: What are you gonna do with the hammer? -(whoops)
for the rest of them to get here.
Give me one moment! Uh, everything will be normal soon.
Uh, is this your wish?
and he caught sight of my rather generous John Thomas.
that could retrieve that lost memory.
I'm so glad you are "cool" with that.
-Oh, just a djinn lamp. -A what?
I may not remember my beloved's name.
Got some dresses
Shall we?
and make a vampire nightclub!
about rubbing it the other way?!
to share my life with.
I know. This is the Uber Eats order for your 37 wives.
Ah!
three times and you do it all over again.
(barks)
a...
Yes, I thought you might say that. Let's get the fuck out.
But you just used one, so it's 51.
Because...
because the floor will be bad and then you tap the doorknob
What's this?
because it has the perfect amount of artistic flair
(rising chatter)
-Yes, that's Guillermo. (chuckles) -Really?
"Storage."
(indistinct chatter)
You rubbed it a hundred times and never thought
because I spend so much time taking care of you guys,
I think I was thinking a little less platinum blonde,
I'm gonna go.
from Al Qolnidar.
It's all right, my darling. I think I can deal with this.
Hi.
Come, come.