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NANDOR: How about Dalal?
Well done, my love.
in my own body.
♪ I'm dreaming of ♪
They never asked me to shave off my beard.
A Van Helsing.
-doesn't die... -Hey!
♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone ♪
You win, Kublai.
NANDOR: My search for a new wife has...
♪ All of his bublitchki ♪
to hammer holes in the wall, doesn't he?
Guillermo, now is not time for shopping.
It is a djinn lamp.
Shit.
Shit.
-I was a bad vampire. -Yes.
Let's go in there, have a bit of a poke around.
Guillermo.
Now I'm gonna go,
...that I must squash before it has a chance to blossom.
and I'm not a eunuch, so...
I'm so intertwined with it, I feel any changes physically,
I am stronger.
Ignore her, keep working.
What is your name, eunuch?
Also, not a budget-buster.
GUIDE: So, so many. And so many of them
-and shirts and all the... -I was going to make Nandor
♪ Don't sing if you want to live long ♪
Sure.
And your duty heretoforth is to help
-that I have hidden deep... -GUILLERMO: Master?
What does it say upon the door?
Did you just say "Shame"?
Yeah, so, some of them were definitely saying
to be just... friends with me?
Great. I'm gonna...
-Hear me, my wraiths! -WRAITHS (whispering): Yes...
Well, maybe you should tell your heart to think of some...
of somebody strong and powerful
But, you know, this isn't just a job to me.
-Yes. -Good.
It might have been a he. They weren't all women.
poetic creatures are not rejects.
We've narrowed it down to 32 now.
if she knew I had a spoon like this.
-Where you going?! -No.
I don't take care of myself.
There's something about his kind--
due to the oil that he used to glisten up
-Colin, give me the hammer. -Hey! Shit.
but she doesn't listen.
(sighs) when I slept with a vampire killer.
GUIDE: Oh, no. I was worried
your last words to be?!