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"Waiter, there's a flyscreen in my soup."
Now, lie down, please.
They're asleep. If you want 'em,
There. Happy? No, I can't try to tie my own shoes!. There. Happy? No, I can't try to tie my own shoes!.
I hope you'll buy my new record album,
Deadliest pirate of the seven seas.
And the waiter said, "Looks like the backstroke."
[applause]
some cloth-eared Mexican maracas solo!
- [ship beeping and buzzing] - Abandon spaceship!
[♪ Ride of the Valkyries]
of synthesizing Italian dinners out of wool.
- No, what's it called? - The Long Arm of the Law.
Right! Where's the frog?!
So I says to the waiter,
OK, what do I do with the pigs, Kermit?
Ladies and gentlemen, the Great Gonzo!
♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪
You want me to do something else?!
That's why you didn't take me to dinner.
Two can play at that game. Take this.
Gonzo says he can't sing with a long arm.