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Call me Hank or "Hey, idiot," like my wife does.
Kidding. She's an angel!
My friends at the DEA say these guys have a high volume of cocaine...
They're like those knockoff bags you get in Chinatown.
The box will make a perfect coffin for my teddy bear.
- What is going on? - This is mine!
we were fighting about the silliest things...
Now there are people here wearing sandals.
This isn't how it works!
Congratulations.
It's been outstanding.
Gentlemen, I give you BlaBar.
but I will need to eat your umbilical cord.
No, we'll do it at your office.
People are nice to pregnant ladies.
I'm pregnant, and Avery is helping me
with the groin branding to prove it.
Bosses steal, and employees use it for leverage.
Dude, is that true? Are you pregnant?
However, I presented it as my own idea.
Jenna, get all of your crazy yelling out of your system.
Hey, Liz. Can we get you anything?
I don't fly, but I've got my own bus with a pool table in it.
When we met four years ago,
it is a place for groups of friends to have a good time.
families eat together!
...and then I pull off my mask,
You will be punished.
But, Carmen, you have an exciting new assignment, right?
Since then, I make sure that, once a month,
you had a black bar at the bottom of the screen
Frank, how's your armpit thing?
but I'm hanging in there.
and you can buy anything you see on TV?
I don't know why I ever choose you as a friend.
Hey, do you want to go to that new popcorn place for lunch?
a tiny desk with a miniature pen set on it.
And after you hear it, maybe we can agree
it doesn't count as a hug unless it goes on for 10 seconds!
Grr, couch cushions!
Well, it is called.
Hank Hooper. Nice to meet you.
One Mississippi...