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How long do final interviews with actual dying people take?
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
and tell me the five lamest people that you see.
Joke's on you, my mom's dead.
(SINGING) Alabama
We're getting old, Kemo Sabe.
All done, none done. Remember?
(TURK GRUNTS)
I'm feeling a little too upset to keep working.
I'm Dave lzzle.
Work your little scrubs off.
Long gone and took the kids.
- Did you hear that I was quitting? - I did, Ted.
You know, tit for tat, which, by the way, is a horrible expression.
What are you guys doing here, anyway?
I am. I am like Shakespeare, yo.
(ELEVATOR RUMBLING)
stay out of your purse.
(KELSO CHUCKLING)
I've spent the last three weekends finishing up community service.
Black cowboy? Son, what are you doing?
A final interview isn't some inconsequential thing
I'm out.
Yeah, you and me both. Some of our guys never made it home.
You're forgetting my back story.
The rest of us tried to keep in touch. But, you know, life gets in the way.
but it would make me hate myself, like, four notches less
we'd just find you dead in your office.
I've decided to no longer refer to you two as pathetic.
You're really gonna leave us?