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What the hell is going on here? Why aren't you people working?
They're a vital part of our society.
Or a banana. Or a Sharpie.
It costs, like, $2.50 an hour, so don't skimp on the conversation.
Must have been a woman pilot, huh?
On which we used to rely?
where everyone has to prove they're an American, and I need my birth certificate.
Peter, I'm using you as a house immigrant,
That's like going to a strip club on a Tuesday afternoon.
How's he gonna know what we're saying?
Mr. Griffin, if you were truly an American, you would know our national anthem.
- I clean now? - No!
Housekeeping?
The land of the free and the home of the blank? Home of the Whopper?
- Things an overcoat would say. - I'm covered with water.
I just say hooray
you tell me not to stare at them, and today that's all we're doing?
You must be exhausted. Come, come. Let's get you to your new home.
- Things Speed Stick would say. - I keep your head dry.
Yes, it was 35 years ago today that James Veteran stood up to City Hall
You need to...
- Housekeeping. - Come back later, please.
You bet I am. I just had my penis tattooed to look like the space shuttle
Like, like, like the Space Needle.
and in Spanish, it's called The No-Sex Man Comes to Town.
I'll take the training meeting
- Shower cap. - There you go.
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