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Anybody wanna see my Purple Heart?
You have a point, Griffin. Maybe we should run a company-wide check
Sweet. I could do that.
Everyone here is the descendant of an immigrant.
Peter, Toby Keith doesn't want to be fed. Toby Keith wants to hunt.
Wow, this is awesome! And later, I'm gonna go lift free weights in a parking lot!
Oh, man, not this guy again
A land where 17 miles is not walking distance.
- You lend me money? - No.
- Housekeeping. - Go away.
But where are those good old-fashioned values
Oh, a Sbarro!
- Dick York? - No.
- I don't think so. - Okay.
Not good enough, Mr. Pewterschmidt. I want citizenship for everyone here.
Forty-one.
Peter, have you seen Stewie's Speedy Gonzales video?
Yeah, I got a middle seat, so I'm gonna see if I can switch.
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
Look, I don't care what day it is in Mexico, in America we work on weekdays.
And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free
- And where's my goat? - Peter, why would you do that?
- Immigrant life sucks. - But, Peter, life in America is wonderful.
Well, I guess everything's back to normal
I'll never forget you, Gerardo.
- Okay. - Okay.
Things an umbrella would say.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do