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I think... she's figuring things out, Harvey.
Willingly...
My soul is who I am,
Yes, but you've proven yourself a formidable opponent, Sabrina.
You think Luke summoned a demon to attack you... why?
Hm?
I, uh... I boasted to Father Blackwood
I mean, we lost, but the battle was pretty epic.
no external forces are being marshaled
That, Nicholas, is a reminder of this competition's only acceptable outcome.
It's come to my attention that you refuse to let Susie Putnam
It's private, Ambrose.
Last night, I was attacked in the library
Come on.
Now, Theo!
I... I can't. I'm playing basketball this year.
What? What happened?
of the Lesser Key of Solomon
Then the brew will be firm and good
she has no coordination, she can't sink a basket.
Well, I'm here, Father, full-time. For the foreseeable future.
[Father Blackwood] The contest will proceed as scheduled.
- Sabrina. - Sister Zelda.
- Year of death? - 1608.
[bubbling]
Zelda, I want you in the front pew.
So, we just call her Theo now?
From this moment on, Ambrose is admitted as a full-time student
- I was hoping for a postponement, sir. - I'm sorry, Your Excellency.
On that, we can agree.
- Date of the sorceress Anne Boleyn? - Born or died?
Indeed, I am not even here.
Blackwood takes warlocks out for drinks at a gentlemen's club?
- Sabrina! Sabrina! Sabrina! - [applause]
Faustus, I was called a wanton hussy today.
[gurgling]
I don't understand. Now I'm in trouble for being a good student?
who treats his own daughter like a charwoman.
Sabrina?
♪ She's just the girl She's just the girl ♪
[soft bubbling]
♪ I love to love you, baby ♪
Taught me values I still uphold today.
♪ 'Cause after all ♪
So, of course, I'm wondering if your rat-fink boyfriend was behind it.
♪ I love to love you, baby ♪
[Prudence] Seconded.
My son's Night Mother.
except it's in front of Luke
Thanks for the support, Luke.
For the final challenge, both Mr. Scratch and Miss Spellman's
The High Priest would like to introduce me to the other faculty members
[blade rings]
Maybe...
[thumping and creaking]
exclusively.
So...
Ad illuc hoc ducunt oculi mei.
There shall be absolutely no gender discrimination at Baxter High
Men first.