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They raised three little shits. So...
That right there was an air biscuit.
What the truck is wrong with that?
I... I just...
Skip that middle man. Right, we'll skip the middle man.
Who, Garrett? No, Jarett.
They're not. They are just a cat or a kid fart.
Yes.
We built the site.
Now hold your good goddamn horses here, let's put it to a vote, those for...
Step one, we got to builds us a website.
If you want to sit on our backs and call yourselves tall,
Those for closing down Fartbook, raise your hands.
Hard no.
So, what are you saying?
spike the likelihood of having sex with girls.
Of course it is. Popcorn, fart location, movie theater.
Stake about five to 10% offer over there squarely down. Yeah. No. Huh?
And your friends' farts.
Now suck on your Sutro filter...
I really like the placement of the fizzler at the end.
Wow.
Like why you gotta put everything on the internet, while you're doing it,
Hold your horses there. Let's put this to a vote.
We need to talk to Gail.
are intellectually, creatively, artistically,
but when he opens the bathroom door, what does he find?
It's not my cat. It's just a barn cat.
That was a real ass flapper, if I do say so, myself.
or after you're done doing it?
So, yeah, I'll just show you how it works.
No one: Me: