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Fine.
Nope.
we'll have to suspend your membership.
So, he drinks a coffee, eats a bran muffin,
Really scraping the bottom of the yoghurt cup for that nugget of wisdom, aren't you?
the filter that I invented myself. I call it...
I can't remember the last time five men came in this church so aggressively.
Is this a true story?
Heck! You wouldn't mind a quick heads up from a fella
If you think, if you think it's a good idea...
There's certain things that should stay sacred between a man and a woman.
Get some feedback. Iron out the bugs.
So, driving Pete's family's out of town, he had a bit of a Texas Hold'em Tournament.
someone who farms ostriches.
So?
Hey, has Katy liked any of your farts on Fartbook?
When did we ask for your attention?
We started Fartbook so that good folks could share farts with other good folks.
I have millions...
Now boys, because I'm feeling generous,
So, all things considered, this whole thing's pretty fucking juvenile,
Sad story. Boo‐hoo. Toot‐toot!
Well, I feel like if other people could hear that crack splitter
STEWART: Where's Katy?
No I never. I said yesterday it was fit for a demolition derby.
(FART RECORDING PLAYING)
(SIGHS)
Like that person who just happens to have burst out laughing in every group photo
right there in the middle of the bathroom floor.
But this pretty young girl just dropping a shits,
I mean, I gots to check my emails.
it could have a positive impact on their lives.
Yeah, you know what else kids love, keys. (KEYS JINGLING)
How are we gonna fuck this pig?
Not too bad. Good, and you? Huh?
But don't think that we're gonna sit here and enjoy listening to you lie.
Because the last time I checked,
Where's Glen?
DARYL: I don't...
(HIP‐HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
So it's like, if I didn't send it, then I'd be stuck having bad shaboink forever.
But look how cute they are.
I genuinely enjoy farts.
WAYNE: Wanna know, that's...
Allons‐y.
God help us all.
Like the... Little bull snort there in the middle there, Stewart.
liking and commenting on everyone's farts but contributing nothing yourself.
and we're in the Lord's house, I'm gonna play you
I could watch the Rangers break up the "kid line"