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Are you gonna cut me out of your life like you did to Steve?
How many more times are you gonna go through this? He is bad for you.
I guess your new girlfriend doesn't yell.
and it was filled with happy memories.
- Address, please. - 331 West 78th Street. Apartment 4F.
she'd have to test how effective a PR professional she was.
Did I wake you? It's only 11:30.
I thought by the time I got home, she'd have left an apology.
What?
- Destiny made them. - I'm past a Flirtini. I need a "Fucktini".
What if everything isn't the man's fault?
My God, Miranda. You are so judgmental.
Take this, ladies!
331 West 78th Street, Apartment 4F. I'd like some...
That's a tad bitchy for a take-out lady.
- No. - She said I did.
After a certain age and a certain number of relationships,
The first sign of any little weakness and you just write people off.
Shanghai Garden. May I help you?
Can I help you?
You did?
- Do you think I'm in a rut? - A food-rut?
Men never think anything is their fault.
The "Up-my-ass Players".
I am paying to live in a neighborhood
And at the exact same moment across town,
I couldn't get my fight with Miranda out of my head.
- It wasn't good. - I didn't throwyou away. Did I?
I have a very early business meeting.
Later that night I got to thinking about men, women and relationships.
Let me see the menu. I should try something new.
Just gonna take one of these for my friend. She has a cat.
Keep talking and I'll come down there and cut it off for you.
I can't.
Don't worry, they have a very lovely life.
I lied. I don't have to work.
It wasn't the noodles that kept her coming back to this restaurant.