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You know what has to be done.
I'm sure you all know my sister, Kamilah.
Ah! Tahani.
See? You can jump up and down on it.
Shockingly, that is a relevant example of the Utilitarian dilemma. Well done.
This auction threatens to be an embarrassing failure.
Five million!
But, anyway, why did seeing the rankings unravel you so?
It's nothing, it's a tiny little inconvenience.
That's your idea of paradise?
Tahani's doing a brunch party and I want to get there
It says, "We bequeath the rest of our estate to Tahini."
Ah, well, that's so normal. Uh...
Do you get it? "Donut holes"?
Starting right now, no one may go outside
- Can I have some Folded Laundry? - Coming up.
- Uh, not erotic massage. - Mmm.
I recommend "Full Cell Phone Battery."
"things got out of hand, and now I'm her bridesmaid."
Okay, shouldn't take long. Between an hour and, um, 11 months.
Huh... How 'bout that?
to graduate from Oxford University.
that's on you, okay?
When I told a boyfriend something was "no big deal,"
because then I am shirking my ethical duty.