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I thought I was an expert in true love 'cause of my old job.
Really? You and I are very different.
"Why don't you go ahead?"
I'm sure the stress of the sinkhole has caused lots of soul mate squabbles.
My sister can have it all.
where no one can see or hear us, even if I yell very loudly out of fear?
I know! It's a new trend that I am starting.
- So where's our yogurt? - I forgot it.
I'm gonna leave now at my regular pace, as I do in most scenarios.
and Donkey Doug was our best pop-and-locker.
Okay, well, in this case, it really is no big deal.
where I try to make it longer by starting every sentence with
You know, uh, I just realized
You want to know what's wrong? You are a full-time job.
- What's wrong? - Nothing's wrong.
I'm gonna take your relationship and put it under a microscope
Okay, well, you know what?
Six pages, and I didn't even do that thing