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Closing time in the last chance saloon, Mark,
Oh, not with a sandwich! Not as your drink!
WOLVES HOWL
you burying your wife in a pit of balls.
a loan to a friend of yourself,
You're not keeping it in the fridge? Best served chilled.
I've cleared the coast, the coast is clear.
If I was going to kill you,
Oh, for fuck's sake, Mark, I told you I didn't want a fucking surprise party!
If you want, I could try and get in there, waggle the old cock about a bit.
I think I see. 29, 40, no.
I think that's why the majority declined.
It's not a big deal, whatever.
'I've won.
That may be your way of operating, Mr Corrigan,
'Ugh, Jeff, Jerry and Johnson, a trilogy of shits.'
Help, don't let them kill me. Oh, Angus, don't be a big silly.
'He wouldn't. Not my lovely, white milk.'
I've cleared out your desk, mate.
Can't you do anything? I'm sorry, Mark. You're contaminated.
Chuck her phone off the boat first day, butterfingers,
I think I'd just come at you in the night, pillow on the face, cark!
Agh! Fuck it!
Joe... Don't go, Joe.
I didn't want you to get fired,
I'm sorry, which loan was this? Um, to a Mr Usborne, Jeremy.
If you're gonna be on a boat for three months, you want a porthole.
I need to head to work. I thought you were off today.
on a cabin with a porthole.
The truth is I... I do have feelings...
'Must...eat...toast.'