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we've lived together for shit long and it's been...
Look, Joe, I'm sorry, but the truth is I'm 40
us two - brains and the funny one,
I guess is what you're meant to say.
'I'm kidding myself. April's never gonna call me.'
'Tell her we're leaving.' Hi, Mark.
Look, could we grab a coffee for five minutes?
the old, stick-up-his-arse, boring-jumper one
like him.
time to grab your nuts and splurge.
but they still turn up every week, don't they, the pricks?
Oh, shall I do the do with the party stuff?
I wouldn't have expected you to...mate.
'Second year in a row.'
HE CHUCKLES Great.
Three-day bender and then Mark got fired cos of me
the love of my life is buying cruise tickets with her husband
♪ Cos I'm in hell. ♪
APPLAUSE 'Oh, fuck!
HANS: Shut the fuck up.
I'm sorry, Mark. You've just stepped into the arena naked.
Johnson seemed very jazzed.
We'll probably never fully understand, like Stonehenge.
'That's probably as far as I can truthfully go on the endearment stakes.'
You're getting fucked by a flagpole in your tiny little vagina.
is the most thoughtless, selfish, venal idiot I've ever met in my life.
She's a beast, mate.
'Got to keep the attention.'
I just thought it might be comforting.
There you go, you naughty monkey. Drink it nicely this time.
'She didn't see, she didn't see. Calm down, Mark.'
then he accidentally got locked in my room for a few hours?
but I got you a lovely present to say sorry for making you lose your job