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That's right. Gangs and...
O- kay.
your very own Secret Service detail.
That was his move. Now you know.
From now on, I do what I want,
Where does the campaign go from here?
That's right. I went there.
There are many victims here.
Ma'am, the new anti-Kemi mail pieces just came in.
- When I'm president... - Shut the fuck up!
and police are urging residents
Per Selina. I believe her words were,
and Mc-welcome to the first episode of "McLintock..." I mean "talk."
- See you later, man. Yeah. - Good luck, bro.
If Ellen had a little sister from China,
I'll take that. Thank you.
That's right. That's right.
Ma'am, we need white voters.
has built here tonight into an all-out victory!
Under a Ryan presidency, I will ban this Sharia math
Uh, me too.
If you will just head down the hallway,
- Oh! Is this edible? - No, ma'am.
Honeydew? If I wanna pretend to be in the CNN green room,
would you like to say something to our viewers?
You have ten minutes.
and we might be considering
Oh, I know. I know. I know.
You heard it here first.
that I was the blackest white woman he ever met.
But some people kinda think I deserve
- I love this. - Okay. That, that's it.
to historic victory?
Okay? You just go back to whatever you were doing before.
Look. Faith-based initiative just raised
Hey, can you go look at, uh, Gary's faith video?
so actually, he did 33% better.
- I will do that. - Here's the fruit.
Mr. Tanz, they say that I have no chance of winning.
Toodle-oo!
There is no way I would appoint anyone competent to anything
Whoops. I guess we got ourselves
a strong interest in Sino-American relations,