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I... you know, I haven't committed to, um, anything...
You. I thought you said I was gonna be president.
He just fucked me right in the ass!
It is time for us to head over to the electoral scrapyard
I can't believe I got sixth place.
So who's in charge of the faith-based outreach now?
Welcome to "McLintock Embedded."
"Widespread power outages across the state,
- You killed him in a drone strike. - Oh, well.
He saw a male Jesus.
That's an amusing joke, Senator James.
Lion-Kinging Little Richard all around
That's a solid point.
Oh. I would love to see you at services on Sunday,
How?!
if he or she has a close personal relationship with the president.
back to the White House!
- Because this is the Lord's house.
"If I need another Washington douche,
Yeah. And we teach this Islamic math to children.
for President of the United States.
Dang it. So busted.
I thought she'd be more...
and think that I'm not gonna notice what...
Burn. Sorry, Dad.
Hello, everyone. I'm Mike McLintock,
My father started this youth center for one reason:
who it turns out is not a dog, but a human.
I was following orders.
and just man up?
And that is my chief strategist, Teddy Sykes,
We had an amazing turnout on our side.
Oh, all right.
Good morning.
I have always tried to be there for you.
Or I could stay. Uh, for safety's sake. I'm a model of discretion.
- Praise the Lord. - Right?
But soon to be the "Black House."
My video could help, actually.
Thank you, South Carolina!
Thank you.
- Oh, good question. - Thank you. It's actually Wendy's.
Mayor Splett, what happened?
Oh, I'm no hero.
Madame P, got a moment?
to make smart Americans feel dumb.
Yeah. Marjorie, you're out.
It must've been the video I made, right?
with exclusive coverage of Congressman Ryan's rally
Wait, isn't your wife Korean?
Let's just say a few international tours would ease domestic tensions.
Do my eyes look puffy to you?
Amy Brookheimer.
Oh, morning, boys.
He said, "President Liu is watching the election