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to be a born leader.
- Jonah Ryan terrifies me. - That's your opinion.
Okay. You know what? You could talk about charter schools. Mention something...
that pussy-eating contest?
Sure, um, if you haven't voted, please...
Morning. Hey, Marjorie, look at my eyes.
You're welcome, Catherine.
it might help her bond with... Mike.
Look, guys, if we're not getting the black vote,
Your father was such a great man,
I don't know.
I'm totally lost.
but you multiply that by fifty states,
I don't like when people get closer to talk to me.
We got three hours left. We can turn this.
Well, my polling shows their main wants are jobs,
- Okay, Ben! - Oh, ma'am, big news.
Wendy and I are adopting another Chinese baby.
You want me to join Jonah's campaign?
A James endorsement right now would be a game changer.
Yeah, no... yeah, boo!
It was in today's Line-By-Line.
Don't ask me, ask her. Apparently, she's in charge of him now.
a longer prison sentence.
He certainly isn't gonna after I read this manifesto.
So was Hitler.
Yes. Can you make me a waxing appointment in Charleston?
And a well-done egg white frittata.
Thank you. Thank you, Reverend.
But your daddy used to say to me
- Balloons. -
Yeah, this whole congregation's gonna love that little hat.
- Okay. - I mean, not that it matters.
Sparkling water, ma'am?
I'll draw a face on Ben's ass and call that Christiane Amanpour.
Can you fuck off?
and shows no sign of doing so.
I need potheads in my prisons.
And?
to win the nomination,
Tell me straight. Do they look okay to you?
I would love that.
Hey, good morning. Morning, ma'am. Marjorie.
Well, I can't think of any other reason.
I don't know.
I mean, did you at least watch Martin?
my mother's food for her?
This is a classic.
From my stupid stepfather-in-law
Uh, we have a special guest today.
It makes for a very unpleasant atmosphere.