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Nah, I'll let you do it.
Okay, let's close this deal.
Wait.
Doesn't bother us if it doesn't bother you.
You know, you get an allowance to keep your room clean.
Oh, it's old, moldy towels.
like a portal to hell and never speak of this again.
"Don't make me get up," and we never did.
Yeah.
because I just got an idea.
I hope her bird flies into a ceiling fan.
It's just, I got...
I lightly rear-ended you when I was parking this morning.
And when it works, I'm gonna write my own parenting book
I need to sit down.
(both sniffing)
and it's actually a great idea.
Well, now we know how he cleans his room.
He'll get those kids in line.
(imitates explosion)
are the two things
I mean, how can you not smell that?
That's your allowance. (chuckles)
Take it or leave it.
and call it Take That, Bonehead!
How was riding the nasty old school bus?