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[ Man On PA. System] A ttention, a// personnel.
—Tell your family. The whole camp is up for grabs. —Wait a minute. Steady, Hawk.
— Happy, huh, sir? — Happy? Oh, boy.
— Keep trying. — Yes, sir.
What could we possibly do that would surprise them?
Henry, it won‘t be official for a couple of hours yet,
— And get drunk for a month again. — Listen, hold it, Pierce.
— Yes, sir. — He giving you calisthenics over the phone?
I‘ve never seen you quite like this before.
Just checkyour sleeping bag...
Instead, I‘d like to introduce a fine surgeon,
— Major Houlihan? It‘s me, Radar. — What do you want?
Why don‘t you call me and we‘ll have lunch.
when the cease—fire turns out to be a phony?
Just tell ‘em I‘m beat right down to my socks.
It‘s even harder for me.
|don‘t want this to get out until it‘s official.
Margaret, please! I‘m supposed to keep my middle ear dry.
You‘ve paid us many kind and thoughtful visits, General.
| wish you could meet my wife. You‘d like her.
That‘s terrific, General. Just terrific. What‘s that?
—Come again? — It‘s the same story in every war.
We‘ve been very close.
|wasjust gonna stick my head in an oven...
Yeah, no problem. Good old civilian blood again.
Thanks. You should‘ve listened to me, pal.
— You never exactly promised marriage. — Bless your memory.
— You really don‘t believe it‘s real? — With all my cynical heart.