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- The stupid cell phone. - The signal failed, that's what that's called.
You have a beautiful car, but no money for parking.
- And then I was a gentleman, I let you out. - Right.
What's with your waiting room policy? I don't get it.
Larry, I ran into Diane Keaton's agent.
- Okay, just let me know if you need... - Okay.
You have more skin color than I thought you would.
Can I get you anything to drink, some coffee, water, juice?
Listen for a second.
You know what? My lawyer's here, my doctor's here, I'll be back on Friday.
No it doesn’t. It doesn’t make any sense at all.
People at doctor's offices can't talk, is that a rule?
- I just saw Joanna... - I remember you.
...7. - What?
- Thank you. - Welcome.
That's a joke, right?
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that was you, Mr. Doff.
- All I'm telling you is, it doesn't look good. - I can't call her?
- You are lying, I want my money. - Ask him.
- I didn't get that. I got the 310 part. - I don't know.
and my fee, in advance.
It's not right. You're in a doctor's office, don't chitchat.
- Right, that's... - Then you charge me for reading my script?
- The script that my wife read. - She read it?
This was based on your idea the other day.
This my own money, I put it in drawer. Okay, you owe me $3.
I know that face, that honest glasses face. It's the face of a liar!
- The "You First" policy. - Thank you.