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- It is. - Very important to the sound?
That's all you got.
I think your dad just went to work.
I've been zillowing the fuck out of this place.
She's got keys, and yes, hide the pot,
- Yes, you do. - You're a child, actually.
batteries, something.
Do you want to check it out with me?
♪ that it just wasn't real ♪
Yeah, no, she bit a kid, and he was a total a-hole
A sort of cautionary tale about...
Um, okay, I want to do a parody of that,
Um, that's, like, called...
This is weird. My dad literally never calls me.
Oh, this is super tweet-able.
You know I don't care for music.
Ali, get over here, you little hooker.
So...
This is the one where one woman stands in the back
Do you remember, um, my parents' house?
♪ operator ♪
I promise you.
I promise you.
- Shotgun Willy's. - Mmm.
♪ but that's not the way it feels ♪
Like that, you know?
Hi, dad.
Goldberg and Kaplan.
Come on.
And I got into, you know, the checkout line,
Does Shotgun Willy's do the coleslaw
- I'm almost done. I just got to... - Please?
Tammy?
- No, I'm serious. Just... - Like this? Like...
With that credit card of yours."
and saying you were gonna have two Mexican boys...
♪ and give me the number ♪
Oh, no, no, no, Marcy and I broke up.
♪ just to tell 'em I'm fine ♪
Oh, my God, I just got a boner in my tummy.