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How's old Mort sitting for dough?
so I can put your sister in.
Well, let's start with this. What do you eat?
who cannot see beyond themselves.
I'm selling the house.
- correct your grammar. - I do not date children.
They got divorced. My mom moved out.
Let's go, let's go.
Your grandma rose actually ate lettuce with her bare hands.
Well, yeah, but not, like, when and... I mean,
I loved him so much.
I'm giving it a... giving it another go around,
- Right? - Yeah.
kind of sound... kind of dirty.
- Si. - I think that... that'll work.
Pervert.
'Cause I want to continue with my knitting.
I know.
I mean, that was a big victory.
No, you clean up as you go along.
Um...
Why'd they get divorced?
Good-bye.
Now, she needs two sugar daddies?
- You remember Jill Goldberg? - Yeah.
♪ I only wish my words ♪
Farmers' market and the pupusa lady.
Listen, I have... I... I need to talk to you about something.
- It is cancer. Oh, my God. - Daddy, are you dying?
Nothing, not a word, nada, ninca, nein, nicht.
♪ could just convince myself ♪
One more thing.
Whoa.
This house?
You should get some, you know, what they like?
You know, the unemployment people,
Oh, my God, leave him alone. He's mid-meal, okay?
She's already got one.
All right, you want to take this home?
Oh, that was a...
♪ is old and faded ♪