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His foot is on my lunchbox.
This one is pretty sure dad has cancer.
- So that was it. - Yeah.
♪ that I thought ♪
So I have a new idea.
- That's beside the point. - How many of your friend...
I'm not touching it.
Oh, my God, you have your ambiens.
- Hmm. - Their band's actually good.
No, and if daddy had cancer, he'd have the kind where
I could go to jail. I could.
Yeah, good night.
Oh, my God, look at that face.
- Sylvia! - Yes?
♪ every time ♪
♪ see the number on the matchbook is old and faded ♪
Oh, no that... that's Bianca. No, with... with my first wife.
- Mm. Oh, God. - Look at that.
into a free-for-all. You know what?
Hey, dad, what's up? I got the kids in the car.
Oh, my God. What do you have against the triangle?
What happened to the, uh, Price is Right money?
I want a husband to buy me a house and work his ass off
One.
and the girl at the cash register said,
- I knew it was cancer. - Daddy, are you dying?
Here you go.
The bones on this baby.
out of all my kids,
I... I really like her pupusas.
You're having problems with gluten?
Why would Len care?
He's too much of a pussy hound.
What do you want to do to it?
you looked at... like the one... all your friends died of it...
Eight...
I'm not in trouble. I'm just...
Juice boxes and string cheese, treats for the kids.
"Always knew how much to order."
Hey, I was thinking about, um...
- All right. - Hi, dad.
- Prostate. - Prostate, prostate cancer.
Clearly.