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Sir, go back to your seat.
I wanna thank you all for participating.
Beauty pageant.
Who cares?
♪♪ [ 'Amer/ta The Beautiful] Give me something like-
♪♪ [ Stops ]
We gotta put on a good show, you guys. We got to.
Wave. Wave good-bye.
The big deal?
Your mom doesn't know dick. She's a dumb, fat cow.
I'm not like that. That's not my thing.
[Audience Member] Boo!
Absolutely. All about the kids, yeah. Absolutely, yeah. No, totally.
She's the prettiest, right? Yeah.
The brian Benben show Or something
DO I LOOK SUSPICIOUS?
I am not gonna diddle your kids.
Yeah. It felt uncomfortable.
Walter, you wanna come sit with us? Yeah, come sit with-
You just said a lot of words.
Oh, we got a lot of work to do. Screw this homework, right? Come on!
You know what? We should dress up our little kids...
Everything3 gonna be fine, Frank. Yeah, we got it. We got it.
That's what I'm looking for, and I don't see professionals.
- We can make them tan, because that's our right. - [Dee] Mm-hmm.
Ah!
That kid does not want to be here, you know.
That is who this is about.
♪ Rone, rone, rone, rone ♪♪ J.” [ 519,05 I
♪ Yankee doodle went to town ♪
All right, hey.
I tell you, children's beauty pageants are an American tradition,
And your sister- she is a stupid little shit-mouthed bitch, isn't she?
♪♪ [ “America The Beautiful”]
- It's creepy. - My mother didn't force me into it.
[ Charlie ] You lost him. Hello, everybody.
Yeah. Sure.
[All Laughing]
Something like that.
Well, these things are just magnets for those people.