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♪♪ [ Disco Beat]
I think you broke yournose.
Sick son of a bitch goes around to all these kids' pageants,
She used to go to tanning, and she practiced with her makeup.
I'm over here.
Mine too. We look good.
♪♪ [Vocalizing ] i.' [$10,198]
Frank, will you- Frank, your nose is bleeding all over the place.
So, how's everyone doing today? ls everyone feeling safe'?
[ Charlie ] Police. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
- That was inspiring as hell. - Let's throw ourselves a pageant!
- Man's a diddler. - [Audience Members Gasp]
Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead.
You better thank your lucky stars I'm not in this competition...
[ Dennis] We never had kings in this country. [ Dee] No.
This is right in our wheelhouse. I'm having a blast putting this-
♪ Lace and silk is everywhere ♪ ♪ Lace and silk;
What do you think about that? Are you excited?
'cause you look terrible.
Oh!
You listen to me. All hair is technically dead,
Okay. Okay, ready?
♪♪ [ Piano Note] ♪ Magic night for us ♪
♪ it's no good diddling kids ♪♪
[Crickets Chirping ]
- Mm-hmm. - We can do whatever we want with our kids.
♪ These girls'll show you that they're good enough ♪
So, there's another unrelated diddler in the mix?
I'm gonna go. Me too.
Go! Let's take a five. Let's take a break.
and parade them around like sex objects.
We gotta definitely write a song about how we do not diddle Cupp
I don't see what the problem is here, Frank.