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They're terrible parents.
♪ Yankee, Yankee, Yankee, Yankee doodle ♪
Suddenly
Y- You're mean. You're the meanest girl in the world.
Whoa. Oh, that's it.
I am going to my dressing room. We will be right back.
Wait! Wait! Who won?
You just said a lot of bad words.
You brought the mortioian. Well, that's not gonna seem strange to anybody at all.
[ Dennis ] A kids' pageant?
I met that guy in a titty bar. That's enough.
♪ Older than my daughter ♪♪
[Wheezing ]
[Laughs] You got your man.
Fill me up with cream. Turn me into cannoli.
[ Voices Speaking Backwards]
♪ A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam ♪
You know what you just did, Charlie?
Mothers force their kids into this...
who offered you a great opportunity to invest in a beauty pageant?
I don't know this. I do not know this one
Children’s beauty pageants are an American tradition. But not a proud one.
You just loaded up that train with coal,
Hey, I'm thinking maybe we could actually be in this thing.
♪ A Yankee Doodle, do or die ♪
Pose!
[ Reagan ] Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.
Are you getting it? Yeah, yeah, I think I got this.
♪ I'd like to throw them all in the trash ♪
You gotta write a song. It's like-
Fan, turn. Hit it! Stick it!
♪ Here she is ♪
[ Frank Through Speakers] I got- I got a question about you morticians.