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-Obviously Stevie hasn't called. -Obviously.
A wife. He checked in under the name of Mr. and Mrs.
Functional. Uninteresting. Past its prime.
...who could grow to be his dream.
What you wanna do is punch a pinhole...
The Color Purple. Made me blue.
David, this isn't gonna work. We're not going...
We'll help someone get over one.
I feel funny confronting him. Maybe we should call the police.
See? I heard them say that they were...
-We? Me or thee? -Definitely we.
-I don't know what you mean. -Wait a minute. Neither do I.
We each find our own woman. I'll take the high road and you'll take the low.
What are you so upset about? He's not even married yet.
-There's a French film, it-- -French?
Give us a call and we'll find out now.
-We'll let ourselves out. -And took you to church on Sunday.
Because he is looking for a partner to share his life with.
-Sorry to bother you. -As if that makes up...
You'd better run.
-It's okay, I love it. -Not now, David.
No Tupperman, no Mrs. Tupperman. What do we do now?
...make-believe wife...
May I take a second to remind you our client was Mr. Tupperman, not Molly.
But a cousin of mine had it too. Answered her door before anyone rang.
Oh, doctor! Doctor! I decided I like my face the way it is.
We're helping Alan Tupperman make a choice to live with...
...business isn't what it was. You decide to cash in but you need a body.
What is this you're watching?
...I was sitting with Alan Tupperman's perfect match.
My address and phone number are on the top of that list.
Gee, I feel terrible about this.
David, come look in here.
-You're still full of crap. -So, what else is new?
-Don't stare. It's not polite. -No, I'm talking about your strut.
This is gonna seem a little unorthodox.
Think about it.
Why is it every decision, every thought, every ounce of behaviour...
You calling about the ad? Please hold.
Went to your house. Let ourselves in.
...whose right is right until Mr. T finds Mrs. Right for himself.
-...living a lifetime in one night. -I know that girl.
-Really. -This I've gotta see.
We gotta do something to even up the odds.
...and we use them to help keep your beauty pageant clean.
-No Tupperman, eh? -No Tupperman.
-What are you doing? -I just had a thought.
Wait, correction, not just a woman.
-No, no, no, no. -Well, I am.
Look at the bright side.
Well, I don't see that at all. No, no, no, no, no.
-Faster, faster. -I'm trying, I'm trying.