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Maybe you're right.
Maybe she didn't trust you.
so I gave her a letter just like yours.
of having to lie to the government
until we settle this.
No, she didn't,
besides speaking.
Hi.
Oh yeah. Yeah.
That's all.
Well, now you know why.
I guess I'm hard to trust, but still,
and submitted it
Darth Vader space helmet?
Nobody's asking you to get in the middle.
a box of number two pencils, a legal pad,
I-is that in here?
Uh, can't. Busy.
Well, I'm sorry. It's not my fault
All right.
Telephone headset?
on the Williamsburg bridge renovation.
"Sharing," as they say.
Really?
Okay. Fine.
Ahem. Tech report.
Knock it off!
Whoa! Very funny!
Of course not, but you know that line,
Hurts, doesn't it?
No, she did. There's a little card, see?
The poor guy's taking it pretty hard.
And if we argue long enough,
I get incredibly...
You feel it?
The jackals out there would kill for this document.
You're like a werewolf or something.
And you know what? That argument was not lame.
in the proper memorandum format.
uh, Lisa and I are breaking up.
I don't know.
Yeah, I've done some seething in my time.
you can't budget for rent and conditioner.