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No. Well, what is it?
You know?
You're just like Linda...
to be an inveterate liar,
All right. See you there.
How about that crappy Mexican bar downstairs?
over there on the other printer,
"To Lisa from Dave,
So, if I can get you to yell at me,
Oh. Oh, really?
This is between Dave and me, okay?
Lisa would always expect me to pay.
[SIGHS]
I want you to hold that thought.
Huh. Never seen that before.
Yeah, but then he said he's sorry he got jealous,
might be weirder than most, Bill.
Oh, that is true.
Well, uh, can't say that I know that album,
Winona Ryder?
Let me ask you one last question. Yeah.
Well, that sounds like Dave. What else did it say?
What woman isn't?
Story. Bridge. Williamsburg.
Doing what?
No, that's not it, Joe, but thanks for looking.
and she'd always try to steal some silverware.
No?
Seriously.
What are you going to tell us?
No.
seeing as we work together, won't it?
Bill, how many times do I have to tell you?
Bill, that is a complete betrayal of my trust.
Oh, really?
but he can't wait around forever.
Yeah. You know, you should really talk to her.
Because I'm widely considered
It's like ever since Dave and Lisa broke up,
[CHUCKLES]
even if it meant against evil octopuses,
[VOICE BREAKING] Found them.
You're right.
Didn't work out.
Oh, my God.
What is it? Nothing.
Oh, right. Look at them.
but someone has to do a piece
Joe, that's just a bunch of ones and zeroes.
That's the one.