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Cheers.
Uh... no, y-you're joking.
What?
What are you doing?
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm coming with you.
Call it payment for services rendered.
- Boom. - Oh, my God.
Ugh. You're like a veal.
He is a manipulative scumbag, and he needs to be stopped.
I understand, as the new patriarch of this family,
That's right, Colonel.
I'm depressed for you.
- Spooky, right? - Yeah.
O-Oh, yes. I-I like
Suck solar, bitch.
little accident you had.
Shut up. I was up all night dancing the Charleston.
- Yeah. - Yes, it is.
Your brother has burned off all of his taste buds.
that big of a deal... I'm just going dancing.
Oh.
a midnight hankering for some grilled cheese.
Video Zero
you could give 'em a call
you're not going to get away with that.
This guy's not even Japanese. His name's Pedro.
Uh...
- Kind of warm, too. - Mm-hmm.
Don't worry, I got this.
aren't used to having rules,
- Is she gonna be okay? - Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna go back to Rhode Island.
If there was ever a guy to surrender the patriarch role to,
Did you get a new tattoo?
Oh.
be a good girl and do as Grandma says.
but I think I've got it from here.