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What's the matter, Colonel?
I'll show you a war, you old bastard.
Even he was no match
You're excused.
Yes, it is, it is, agreed. It's very embarrassing.
- Oh... I can't tell, I can't tell. - I know.
Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to enjoy my coffee.
Oh. You do, do you?
No, he's not my boyfriend.
technically, we need somebody.
Yeah, sorry, Grandma, that's not gonna work for me.
- Oh. Right on. - Yeah.
I know I told you I needed you to watch the kids,
Oh, oh. I'm so, I'm so sorry.
Alba, listen to me. You got to trust me right now, okay?
Oatmeal Boobs threw away my makeup.
When I was a little girl, he came to my village
Could you stop interrupting me?
Okay, look, I understand this is really hard stuff to hear.
Oh, sh...
In the womb for 14 months.
These gentlemen are trying to enjoy their dinner.
Oh, yeah, here we go.
- Yeah... - All right.
I just was hoping that you could come over here
but, listen, you and I, we all know
but all that's going to change. Now,
got the rug and...
You with your bad hair and your Dumpster clothes!
I regret it.
I'm a loan shark, not a car thief.
Let's just get inside and pass out, and then...
What-What's happening?
I just thought you might like to know that your parents are gone
No. The... the pipe is just, like...
I need you to do me a favor. I did you a favor.
- This is gonna be fun. - Don't leave. No.
Sit. Both of you.
My beautiful angel.
Oh! What are you doing?
I'd say you have about ten minutes.
Mm-hmm.
for breakfast... they're wreaking havoc on my insides.
Guy's got tattoos, huh? That's pretty sweet.
you know,