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I've read through your application form.
'Hi, this is Boo. I can't come to the phone right now,
Never wear padding, OK?
- OK. Yeah! - They are so fucking tiny.
It's why they put rubbers on the ends of pencils.
- Have you found your father yet? - Yes, I think he's by the coats.
And I need to tell her.
that's the very reason why they put rubbers on the end of pencils.
I deserve to be happy, I am allowed to move on,
To fuck hamsters?
led you on.
Present. I'd love one of these on my floor...
And sometimes I wish I didn't even know that fucking existed.
I'm happy for you.
Thank you.
and they're just not talking about it,
And, hello, good looking.
You've certainly made this one very...
Go on.
...but you did have to hear it.
No, fuck you.