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Lastly, you wanna make sure you step back and take cover after you sink that bucket,
I'm gonna do crosswords but that doesn't mean I don't wanna talk.
It's OK, I'm just happy to be on TV.
Did he say “strap in”... ...or “strap on”?
And Nicholson here, trying to save par.
- I'm notjumping in there. - Not even if I throw this pig's ear?
See the way I'm twisting it? Turn it that way from your end.
And Nicholson here, trying to save par,
- We'll get estimates. - Get estimates, yeah. Yeah.
WTAT, Tatooine's all-talk radio.
That's the first indicator of a serial killer, ya freak.
Well, that's cool.
That's not what I said. I said, "There ain't a pack of menthols on this planet."
Damn. I was two days from retirement.
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All right, I'm gonna go knock out that tractor beam.
There's two suns and no women what the hell am I supposed to do?!
OK, who would you rather do:
- Han, they're shooting at us. - Lift it up tallways.
What kind of numbers are we talking about here?
- The Death Star is getting closer. - And Leia's getting larger.
Well, yeah, but double ten people is 20 people.
- Is it gonna be like this all day? - I'm just trying to contribute.
Of course, when you get older and get some crow's-feet,
so there's something I want you to know.
but to be honest, I can't imagine a worse kind of hell.
Wrong floor - stormtrooper church.
One lucky son of a bitch.
So you got your reward and you're leaving, is that it?
but I'm taking this. I'm taking this couch.
and the foresight to retain international merchandising rights.
and if you shoot a laser into this hole, the station blows up.
I mean, you saw him get beheaded.
and the whole thing just dropped on me.
OK, but... OK, but I gotta go. I got other stuff to do.
Someone was in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction.
Whoever she is, she sounds like she's in trouble.
Nobody lives through that. Not for long, anyway.
- Do you believe in anything? - Yeah. Didn't you see my kabbalah bracelet?
You know what? I know we have a dangerous job to do here,