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that I have saved countless other babies.
if I had to do something, you know?
And she's not even mine.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll see you out there on the playing field.
- 150. - It's 150.
150 calories per six ounce.
It's just better without the shirt.
- this year. - I'm sorry, baby, but it's my birthday,
Let's just start there, get you what you want.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
Boy, these people hate me.
I like you two.
how you...
and get the hell out of my way.
36 years ago you left me at the front door of a fire station.
I guess I'll lose the weight then.
You are right, Kevin.
Tell me to quit feeling sorry for myself. I don't know.
That means I don't run wind sprints as fast as I used to,
My-my mother, my mother has already knitted three onesies.
just leads to being blown up
Hi.
So, you said you have grandchildren?
Just... trying to pass the time.
or do around this man, I do the opposite.
The towel? It's absolutely terrible.
Little pieces of sweet Christa McAuliffe
I don't.
And I'm an old man now.
Excuse me.
- There's nothing you can say that's... - My water just broke.
Congratulations.
- Oh... - That felt good.
You kind of crossed the line.
- I was on a date. - Yeah, hi.
I'm gonna have to go in
You know when I think it all went wrong for me was 1986,
Okay.
There's something there.
That one's from the dirty pile.
That's so good, Kevin.
- Four boys crying and counting. - That's my little bull dyke.
Breathe. Breathe.
I'm-I'm very sorry.