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I'm not always sure what's a joke and what isn't.
-♪ So blues, I can tell you ♪ -[children shouting, laughing]
You know, help keep me safe while I'm away.
-What's black and white and red all over? -I don't know. What?
-Hi. -Hey, how you doing?
Stop. Ted, I'm sorry.
[Arlo] Here we go.
you should take your sweater off first, pal.
The only bright spot being the defensive play of Sam Obisanya.
in case that little turkey Ernie Lounds comes back around, huh?
Whoa. Thank you, Coach.
We got 90 minutes to prove 'em wrong, yeah?
Lions are powerful and majestic and rule the jungle.
Well, Trent, I'm gonna put it the same way the US Supreme Court did
-I hear ya, boss. Loud and clear. -There we go.
Yes. Yes.
[fans shouting]
[Colin chuckles]
Go on, give us another bite.
[Arlo] And there you go.
It ain't easy to explain but you know it when you see it
Well, I respect you didn't hurry.
Welcome to what the home fans call the "Dogtrack."
[chuckling] Oh, come on now. I would not bet on that.
A panda that gets anywhere near a fucking lion. The answer is lion.
This is lovely.
We're gonna have to do something to Ni-cheer-ia him up, man.
'cause it's all about controlling possession.
Let's set up for the next shot.
Roy, mate, if you're gonna go to the shower,
How about that? We'll aim him right at the door there for you.
Wow.
[sighs] That's a long time to wait, Ted.
-Coach, I'm me. -Mm-hmm.
Is there a second option?
Now, look, I know the kid's gonna be a star.
Umm Umm
All right, see what you got, young lady. Come on. What you got? What you got? Whoa!
You're gonna love this story.
Uh, well, Rupert and I are no longer together, so, uh...
That's it. Away you go.
Wanker! Wanker!
Wrong again.
You got the boot from puttin' boots in the boot.
Ted--
I know it would mean a lot to the guys if y'all just came down, joined in.
Coach, what's-- what's this?
[whistle blows]
Except without all that (Tasmanian Devil Babble)
-[reporters laugh] -[reporter 3] Coach. Coach.
-Yeah. -Oh, thank you.
rvfg fbgbb
Hey, look at Isaac. He looks like a Rodin sculpture in cleats.
-Roy. -Oh, here's a good one.
And if the Internet has taught us anything,
Sometimes the best way to stick it to the man is go right between his legs, huh?
No, actually, the whole reason I'm here is 'cause I'm having a little trouble
[Higgins grunts]
-I saw the match. -Oh, yeah? What'd you think?
but that's about how much headway I made. [chuckles]
[phone buzzes]
Start getting better on Monday. Until then--