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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Yeah. I'm gonna get that someday.
Careful, son. The gaffer's fixed the water pressure.
No, he just needs to get a little more comfy here, that's all.
Oh! Oh, hey now.
[Ted] All right, catch you later, boss.
[trumpets]
That's all we got for you, except for one thing.
You know what? I'll start bringing these to ya every morning.
-Go on, give us one more bite. -Here you go.
-[chuckles] -Uh, oh!
Ted, you know what might convince me?
Okay, you heard the man.
Bird by Bird, Coach.
Okay.
-He's a lion. -Definitely lion.
[continues singing]
-Can I have a bite? Mm. -Yeah. There you go.
Be a goldfish Sam Yeah?
. .
while you were married.
Hey, let's shake this one off, all right?
Go on now.
[chuckles] Well, my little boy gave me a whole bunch of these.
[gags]
WANKER
we would like to start fiddling with the way we do things in the locker room.
I don't know how often they actually do that.
[Ted] Ooh.
Let's see what else we got. "Piss off, wanker."
Ah... Fuck!
[reporters clamoring]
'cause he's old and everyone's surprised he ain't dead yet.
Uh-oh, here's trouble.
Absolute garbage water. I don't know why y'all do that.
Expats in their home country after getting used to German Beer
-[reporters clamoring] -I'm afraid that's all we have time for.
First concert, Kenny Rogers, right?
[players cheering]
[Ted] Well, these fellas sure as heck ain't kids.
-[Ted] Hey, y'all. -[gasps]
-Mm. -[laughs]
Hey, Sam. You gotta pop upstairs real quick.
It's a goldfish.