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-[car door closes] -I don't have time for this.
I come bearing sweet treats to numb the sting of defeat. [chuckles]
They call cleats "boots."
Blah, blah, blah. "What's the first concert you ever saw?"
Caesar you later.
-Uh, yeah. Yeah. -Now, why'd you go and do that?
See, no one sees me coming. Come on, what you got? What you got?
-Imperialism. Right. Yeah. -Imperialism.
And a meaningless consolation goal for Jamie Tartt in injury time.
Hello, boys.
[clears throat]
Actually, did y'all get the O.J. trial over here?
-Fuck, I'm famished. -Yeah?
I mean, heck, Higgins and I are having lunch today.
[Arlo] Chris, did you ever play under an American manager?
She spun you around like the Tasmanian Devil.
You know, it's Brittany's birthday. Go ahead, get some sugar in your system.
[panting] Coach, I'm-- I'm sorry.
Wanker! Wanker!
You're gonna show up tomorrow with biscuits, aren't you?
-Yeah? All right, I underestimated you. -Yeah.
Wow, this is all I used to eat growing up. [laughs]
If you told me where you got these delicious biscuits.
Yes...yes.
so me and Coach ain't gonna mess with the game plan.
-[hip-hop music playing on speakers] -Uh-oh.
All right, shall we?
[commentator] We are moments away from Crystal Palace facing AFC Richmond
-Good night, Coach. -Night, Coach.
Uh-huh.
[sighs] You know what today feels like?
Or as y'all call 'em here, biscuits, right?
Could go for coffee though.
You go ahead and go first. Go. Right off the bat. Come on.
You don't wanna let them call you a wanker, Ted. It's bad.
He may consort with whatever model-actress, actress-model he pleases.
Listen up!
-Yeah, this gentleman right here. -Ernie Lounds, The Sun.
-Fuck me. -Hmm.