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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Uh, things your toothbrush might say.
Tight-wad
Ha, ha. Don't! Stop it!
- ...it'll be an affront to God himself. - Can it have a rope ladder...
Here's how we'll get our dog back.
...until my life was saved by this sweet little kitty.
Flames? Searing pain? A black cat?
Roll them bones. Three craps.
...Navy paratroopers will jump from their planes...
- Whoo! - Ooh, party.
- Ha, ha, gotcha. - Well, two can play at that game.
But he won't because he's too cowardly.
Unlike our current spokesman.
- But I'm not sure we should go in there. - Mom, we need him for our plan.
Lisa, this is your mother.
Okay, we'll use a plan.
Hey, boy. This is your commercial.
Let me think. How did that beautiful young naked lady in Jaws...
I'm sorry, we have a six-month residency limit.
No one told me there'd be pulling.
"Grow a mustache," says the wife.
My wads!
- ...and so was ruled to have supplied it." - Good.
That dog is a coward.
Family head count.