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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Oh, sheesh.
What's that all about?
[sputtering]
[shouting in Greek]
- I dedicated it to the birds. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Yeah, I'm a turkey. - You're not a real turkey.
- Bazooka? - Bazookie! Bazookie.
Wait till Liberace sees this bird act.
Well, what do you think?
I know, perhaps, you'll be looking at my fingers
the rest of tonight's show
[all shouting indistinctly]
[tempo increases]
[humming]
♪ If I could have my choice ♪
Surely you've heard of perc-upines?
- That's it, huh? - 'Fraid so, honey.
He's auditioning birds in his dressing room.
♪ That's why I want to sing in opera ♪
- Hildegard, you look beautiful. - I'm Alfredo.
And it is said that... Oh!
- piano-shaped swimming pools... - I know that.
[applause]
♪ Bet your life she's been by ♪
[applause, shouting]
Oh, I think he has an advanced case of ingrown coffeepot.
Dignity, dignity.
I want to thank the Muppets for making my life complete.
♪ Has anybody seen my bird? ♪