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as well as the money from an insurance policy
There are three things Titus Andromedon does not do:
Coffee!
♪ But females are strong as hell ♪
That's wrong.
Hang on.
Oh, you are just Mr. Sassafras Jeans today.
Well, I think this date is going...
♪ I saw her ♪
I hear Montreal has a vibrant theater scene,
I could see it happening, yes.
That's a dumb name for how fierce I'm being right now.
The prisoner locks.
That was your friend Titus.
people say, I'll never cheat on my wife,
And that's me giving in to white culture,
What the holy hell is this?
Stop it.
Political!
Look at you right now, trying to clean up his mess.
or Abe Lincoln, Mary Todd.
Titus, the way you bailed on her,
I'll explain that later.
Some things are just wrong,
I said I'm a homosexual having a panic attack.
You're like a cartoon person.
I made everyone stockings.
Where is that pipe, Jackie Lynn?
No, Mom.
Mimi.
and then I'll be a real American and get divorced.
Oh.
♪ Damn it ♪
Well, it's working.
Just use your contacts.
I didn't have you to help me anymore,
the music, untangling things,
Sonja?
Well, we'll never know 'cause Ronald Wilkerson's dead.
Titus saved me from a life of babies and mulch.
But look at these tiny hamburgers.
Maybe you should go back to New York.
Oh, I can't kiss you. I'm married.
See?
I think Dong probably needs to get back to his wife, Lillian.
♪ Divorced, dead, and having some fun ♪
♪ Bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub ♪
Then we'll slip 'em a disco biscuit