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Yeah, like, I'm a vigilante that, like,
Come on, it is a little weird.
It's the G train.
You're looking good, ladies.
Oh, cool, man.
Uh, hey, man.
Maybe we should shop around a little bit?
about what happened to you.
Actually, I'm gonna buy a bunch of those grills,
If that bozo thinks he's getting a tip
where I don't get fired and lose a bunch of money?
Ah, just go.
and on my way home... stepped in dog poo.
for doing that design for you.
One time, I went to the movies by myself, right?
Got it?
Failure to Launch.
Maybe blogs will pick it up,
[conductor] Ladies and gentlemen, due to police activity,
Yeah!
'Cause, let's say I'm dressed for the cold
There's, like, a live feed of the pup pen?
[Dev] Whoa.
Uh, okay, so you remember when we went to brunch
See, I told you there was a conductor.
- Uh-oh. Sorry, bud. - [sighing]
He didn't think we were important enough.
This is a citizen's arrest!" Right?
Well, he has it listed for 300 bucks,
At least you still got to attend the wrap party.
Man, I hate this shit.
Dude, please leave.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
[both laughing and speaking indistinctly]
[Marie] So we got you this.
You could always give him a dollar
I got to hit the hay, brother.
- See you. - Bye.
[sighs] Goddamn, he's good.
A guy jerking off on the subway, on a cake.
No, you couldn't.
What? What? Where?
I'll ever really know what it's like
That's why I had to make my account private.