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Magnets are supposed to make me feel drunk,
Yeah, but did he say anything we don't already know?
Oh, yeah, it's everywhere.
I'm sorry, but I... I don't think I do.
- That part's just for fun... - Right.
Better part of a day, I'd guess.
and Michael isn't on our side.
Eleanor, what do you think?
He's gonna torture us for eternity.
Hello, you dummies!
Mama want promotion, ya heard?
Derek Bortles is a dumb name.
created by our squiggliest eyeball corkscrews.
so my boss is promoting me.
Well, it was an experiment, and it worked,
- Derek. - And when you do leave,
"She Hates Me" by Puddle of Mudd
Oh!
The... the real buzzkill whose name I can never remember.
in the roasts that might be meaningful?
the four of us crawled underneath
We need to study everything that happened here.
and if anyone else says a single word
There was a first version that collapsed,
I want every trace of this neighborhood erased.
It's literally impossible for a human to do.
elegance, grace, sophistication,
Everybody, quietly but quickly head to the train station,
We fooled those mofos like the chumps they are.
Now, when you taught the Trolley Problem,
Okay, what else did Michael say
Okay, that's all my time.
I'm never gonna find... there he is.
He pretended to be our friend.
But then I figured it out. Kierkegaard, baby!
It's made of mag-a-nets.