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OH, JEEZ. DON'T BE SO PURITANICAL.
AND, OF COURSE, HIS FAMILY IS ACTING LIKE SPOILED CHILDREN.
GET OUT YOUR COMPASS, AND I WILL SHOW YOU
WHAT, HAS HE SUDDENLY BECOME A BOOTLEGGER?
GYPSY IS AT FAULT FOR THE FENDER BENDER
OH, MORNING, SUGAR.
CHECK MY TRUNK.
NO, I'VE FILLED MY WHACKING QUOTA FOR THE WEEK.
NO, NO, NO GARLIC.
WE SHOULD GO.
PLEASE HELP YOURSELF TO A BOOK.
HA!
HE'S GETTING HIS EYEGLASS PRESCRIPTION CHECKED.
I HATE THE WORD "POTTY."
DID YOU TAKE THE BAR OR JUST HANG OUT IN ONE?
AS, LET'S FACE IT, MOST OF LORELAI'S RELATIONSHIPS DO?
MY GRANDMOTHER WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU.
I THINK HE'S VERY HAPPY WITH HIS BOOKS
BUDDY HATED WORKING AT THAT DAIRY.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY NUMBER, I'M PUTTING YOUR NUMBER.
* YOU AIN'T LEFT THE GROUND
I DON'T KNOW, RESPECTFUL ABOUT IT.
WAS THE LAST TIME I WAS IN THE POOL.
WELL, TIMES, THEY ARE A-CHANGIN'.
HI, LADIES. WHAT'S THE DIRT TODAY?
YES. HERE. THIS IS WHERE SHE LIVES.
SEE? HE CALLED ME "HOT PLATES."
THIS GREAT MAN WAS NOT BROUGHT DOWN BY MY VAGINA, OKAY?
OKAY. SORRY.
OH, THAT NAME ALONE.
FAY NEVER MARRIED. SHE STOPPED MAKING CANDY.
WELL, I'VE KNOWN MAISY AND BUD MY WHOLE LIFE.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, GRANDPA -- I'LL GET SETTLED IN,
I LIKE IT, GRANDMA.
UNTIL I'M SURE YOUR FATHER CAME HOME.
ARE WE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT?
WELL, HE WAS MORE THAN A TEACHER.
ROOT BEER?
WHERE WAS YOUR FATHER GOING AT 7:30 AT NIGHT?
SO THEY DON'T GO BACK
YEP. JERRY THE MORON WOUND UP WITH A TRAMP
YOU DIDN'T LOOK.
IT WAS AT LUKE'S, IT WAS AT LUNCH,
IT WAS A VERY BUSY DAY, THE PLACE WAS PACKED,
DOWNSTAIRS?
THAT'S MY ROOM.
YOU'VE EXPOSED YOURSELF. YOU'VE BEEN PINING FOR ME.
UH-HUH.
AND SKIP ANY '80s GROUPS
THEN I CAN HAVE TWO DINNERS,
OKAY, SO THEY KNOW. SO WHAT?
HE'S MY MIKE TODD.
OH, NO. IS TONIGHT RAFFLE NIGHT?
ACTUALLY, THE FACT THAT THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY
THIS IS CRAZY.
[ DOGS BARKING ]
THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES.
AND WHAT A HELP THAT WAS.
CRAZY.
OKAY, SO, 7:30?