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and you can talk to the salesperson.
Plain water? Yuck.
I thought I knew about parenting.
Take a sip of this delicious water
Got an Asian girl to sit in it once.
you're basically a war criminal.
This whole crib-recall thing has got me
I will tell you-- I am fine.
and imagine it coming out of your faucets at home.
tiny genitals, misinformation,
Oh, my God. These dogs are so cute.
about making all the right choices
of your daily monopotassium phosphate requirement.
but, uh, I can also be a world-class gambler.
MPP is an emulsifier as well as a plus-7 PH buffer.
that wants to turn your kids into bad-at-math,
in parenting, including me.
I'm as loose as a goose.
Right?
My anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours.
I'm a businessman. That's what I was born to do.
through metaphors.
that captures your spirit.
Thank you.
My point is, Sweetums is an evil, profit-hungry corporation
He's Not Wearing Any Pants What's Wrong With Him?
What's the lesson?
but Drink-ems seems pretty boring to me,
I'm like a white, male U.S. senator.
Get in there!
not like H-2-flow.
than the last book on parenting I read--
I want to throw up and kill myself.
I found some pretty compelling facts about Drink-ems
What do you want?
literally rethinking everything
Good morning.
Okay.