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Shit, I really need this.
What’s so good about it?
♪ And it's breakin' my heart ♪
Fine.
[Otis] Yeah, leave it with me.
dog shit?
[chuckles] You're so funny, you make my dick hurt. Listen...
and you're squished to the road, and you're dead.
Hey, look.
You said you wouldn't laugh.
[choir] ♪ Love really hurts without you ♪
this morning, in your office.
♪ Love really hurts without you ♪
What do you think Woolf meant by,
Um...
Uh, Francis!
-Yeah, she's cute. [laughs] -[yapping and growling]
-Uh, he's attractive. -And he's popular.
No, he's probably gonna be president or something.
Are any of you even listening? No, I didn't think so. Anyway...
-Hi. -Hi.
Why wouldn't I be? She's a brilliant mind.
Entry is compulsory.
-[yells] Is the music too loud? - ♪ Come in, baby ♪
Okay, back to work, then.
-Hey. -See ya.
-Oh! -Okay, time out. Time out.
[Jackson] Otis!
but our problem is with the sex, not the relationship.
Plus, I thought it was a scrote you bit?
What do you mean?
The one thing you had going for you was that you're all woke and shit.
-♪ La-la-la, la-la-la ♪ -[laughter on television]
Thank you. Goodbye, Jean.
Deflowering the maiden.
Okay, what else?
That would be super creepy.
-♪ And it's breakin' my heart ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪
-♪ If only ♪ -[Eric's dad] Eric!
Have a seat.
There. There's a...
"The history of men's opposition to women's emancipation
Nice guys finish last.
Some people know me as Tromboner.
[starts engine]
♪ She's sneaking around ♪
Especially when there's a nicer guy with rock-hard abs.
-and it's really cold. -[Eric laughing]
I'm going home.
How long have you guys been together?
You've made the hottest guy in school even hotter.
[man on TV] Well, the silky sharks are a beautiful shark.
So... why don't you wanna go out with Jackson?
♪ A little this, a little that ♪