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I...
-♪ Young and in love ♪ -[cheering]
And we split just after the publication.
-Yeah, that makes me sick. -[laughs]
Okay.
More like, uh, Virginia Woolf or Roxane Gay or Sylvia Plath.
What?
It was so romantic.
Uh...
♪ I need a little this, a little that ♪
[barking and growling]
I, uh... washed it.
♪ Seems to shine twice as bright ♪
[laughs]
Kind of counters the whole lame virgin thing.
♪ Satisfaction ♪
-You know Maeve, right? -Nah.
-I really appreciate this, man. Take care. -Yeah.
I mean, I saw that you've-- you've written books,
There's somebody in this crowd who is very special to me.
is gonna magically fix us.
Also, I'm Lily.
Hello.
But she's not a snob. I mean, she'll listen to pop.
This...
-Okay. -[phone buzzing]
Must have been one hell of a blow job, Wiley.
♪ Checking up on you ♪
-♪ Young and in love ♪ -♪ Young and in love ♪
♪ You're breakin' my heart ♪
I'd just turned five.
I'm gonna have to politely decline.
-I... -Oh, shit, I've gotta run.
Ah, stop! Ah! No! [yelps]
♪ The way that you look ♪
Selective castration is only hope
♪ And it's breakin' my heart ♪
Much grander.
-♪ I went to the doctor... ♪ -Minge!
"Oh, What? Sløtface? Yeah, Their New Album Is Incredible."
"Oh, there are my balls."
♪ Will thrive upon that kiss ♪
-[barking] -Uh... Francis, Bacon, get back here!
And, like, last week, I got chased by a fox, and Kyle threw a shoe at it.
-♪ I'd be thankful on that day ♪ -Eric!
This is a fantastic opportunity that could look very good
Well, have a nice night, bad man.
She's not my dog. She's my mum's.
Why don't you start by telling me your earliest memory of your scrotum?
-Are you all right? -Yeah. Yeah.
-Next time. -We won't speak of this ever again, okay?
-Madam! Madam! -["When You're Young and in Love" plays]
Oh, no! Oh, you shouldn't have done that.
the fear creeps in a bit as you get older.
♪ A little this, a little that ♪
I get really panicked, because I know it's gonna be really bad.
♪ Baby ♪
We’ll have crazy amazing sex, yeah?
Well, not really. I think I prefer Cupcake Otis.
But, um... I don't really write anymore.
♪ But what can I do? ♪
I feel uncomfortable talking behind Maeve’s back. It’s wrong.
Do you want to come in and we can get started?