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No, thanks. I don't need an algorithm to meet women.
that you and I are a 9.6. Your fiancé's only an 8.5.
So if we take into account the most recent census data,
So, what now, it's a cockapotatomouse?
Aren't you even a little curious? The woman who set you up
(SCREAMING)
Don't you wanna stay and see the cockamouse?
- So, did you get a good look at it? - Yeah.
For as much as we know about the cockamouse,
It's not life-threatening, but we should excise the rest of it.
- Excuse me? - Okay, I...
You're cute.
And if you feel confident that you could reel one into your boat
No! What the hell was that? You trying to get it drunk?
You bastard. I actually got excited about this.
Okay, it's back. And this time we got a good look.
4.5 million women.
I widened the search parameters, I tweaked the program.
you just have to accept that certain things can't be explained,
And it's the size of a potato.
Anything else?
Oh, yeah, it's been stuck in my head ever since I heard it this weekend
Hey, this may sound weird. But it'll definitely sound more weird
No, I won't. You're gonna die alone.
Oh, gosh.
The doctor will see you now.
I have a 100% success rate. That's my hook!
You just gotta get back out there and keep looking.